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2nd April 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Sat, 12:20: Hey. I'm a zombie. Art by @pmaybury @ Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center Dallas https://t.co/HTfe7fvF7R
  • Sun, 10:22: Nothing is sadder than watching rip off print “artist” take down their giant display as con staff watches to escort them out.

1st April 2017

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31st March 2017

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24th March 2017

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17th March 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Thu, 14:30: @JimMahfood Yo, Food. I owe you some money. Please tell me where to send it, so I don't feel like a jerk for not sending it.

13th March 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Sun, 22:04: I'm convinced my greatest talent in this world is getting hot sauce in my eye.
  • Mon, 09:15: Yeah. That's the best way to watch a horror film -- crappy bootleg off of a Facebook stream… https://t.co/vGpL7bHsjD

8th March 2017

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7th March 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Mon, 18:06: Dear god, autocorrect. When I type purring perfectly, please don't change it to putting. More people talk about cats than their short game.

6th March 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Sun, 13:44: @JimMahfood Hey, bud. I owe you some money for some work you did forever ago. Where can I send it? Hope all is well with you.
  • Sun, 19:56: When the power goes out, I'm suddenly reminded that I own a lot of glow in the dark toys.
  • Mon, 11:18: When I am in your path, please stop your vehicle. If you are still moving, it means you intend to hit me with your car. #pedestrianrage

5th March 2017

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4th March 2017

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27th February 2017

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22nd February 2017

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21st February 2017

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14th February 2017

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10th February 2017

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7th February 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Mon, 12:43: Maybe I'm not using my therapy time efficiently when my Therapist is writing down music recommendations, but wouldn't have it any other way.

3rd February 2017

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31st January 2017

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30th January 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Sun, 17:36: Remember when the right used to call Obama Hitler all the time? Now that they've come out as Nazis, does that mean they were praising Obama?

29th January 2017

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27th January 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Thu, 20:34: Hey guys. I decided to try it and it turns out that putting ghost pepper hot sauce in your eye really isn't pleasant. Glad I verified.
  • Fri, 08:36: 24 days since shaving off my beard. Getting close to looking like me again. @ Dallas, Texas https://t.co/nySsgod9yw

26th January 2017

12:00pm: My tweets
  • Wed, 13:53: How many executive actions does Trump have to sign in a week before we decide he is a dictator?
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